whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
theangelthatfellfordean:
thegoodlittlesoldier:
super-wolves:
im sorry
im not
yes this will go nicely on my blog.
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood